"Last of all Húrin stood alone. Then he cast aside his shield, and wielded an axe two-handed; and it is sung that the axe smoked in the black blood of the troll-guard of Gothmog until it withered, and each time that he slew Húrin cried 'Aure entuluva! Day shall come again!'"Hurin's Last Stand
by J. R. R. Tolkien
In this day and age, a two-handed axe is also known as "comment moderation". 9 out of 10 trolls in a survey admit that they like wanking to k0k bL0k. The last one is gay.
I am literally writing in between my exam papers here. I just returned from my Forensic Medicine paper earlier this morning - and at two o'clock in the afternoon later, I'll be pitted against a Pathology Practical paper. This is most definitely a filler post - containing snippets of what's going on in my incredibly exhausting life here, in case anyone is at all interested.
What the hell am I doing sounding so apologetic for? This IS pretty much just a web journal after all. My web journal.
First up, I just found out that I have won this year's Inter-batch Creative Writing competition.
Here's a picture of the trophy I got last year from the same contest,
I needed another one for my table anyway.
Secondly, I had my first ever troll in this blog here. He's not the best troll in the world, but he's still my troll, okay? Here are some memorable quotes from him,
- "You just have to accept it, even if you don't like it."
- "The truth is we need to fuck, when we need to fuck we fuck" (This cracks me up every single time I read it!)
- "Hi kok, why the need to hide behind another nick? Feel the need to reset yourself? Of course by reading what you typed we can tell its your KOK LOL."
- "Come on, you need such a post to win the traffics over because of your inability to write sexual erotic postings. Admit it for once ok?"
- "Trying to insult our intelligence? LOL You can't."
In the span of a few hours, he managed to refute himself, go hilariously out of topic, become paranoid and mistake a reader for me, attempt lamely to provoke a response and insult his own intelligence. I have encountered trolls on internet message boards before this, but I have never seen one who is so self-defeating. Guys, if you ever meet a troll in your own blog, just leave him alone. He'll whoop his own ass for you.
And, it is always funny to see how a troll assumes that everyone is as jobless as he is. Sorry kibitzer, whoever you are. I hope you weren't the troll's alter ego. I had my suspicions because "kibitz" means "to look on and offer unwanted, usually meddlesome advice to others." [Edit: But kibitzer have been so kind as to shrug off his/her shroud of silent stance of observation to clarify that he/she is not in the least bit trollish, and thus, have my full and official apology for being the suspicious bitch I am. *kowtows* Terribly unfortunate choice of nickname, but I think it has a nice ring to it, in spite of the connotations]
And sorry, Pink Leo, for getting in the untimely crossfire.
[Edit: AND thank you, beve, for referring to me as "narrow-minded kok"]
Just because this post is so ridiculously short and pointless,
Some creepy, hovering thing I drew last year.
I resurrected this from my long dead deviantART account, and I thought that you guys might like to give your expert criticism on how badly my pencil-drawn art suck donkey nads. But since I'm a medical student and not an art major, I'm fully allowed to stink at it.
Okay, that's it for this post. I'm running off for my next paper now. Comment moderation would be switched on, by the way, now that a troll is roaming about the neighborhood and taking shits in the flower-beds.
Is up to here in exam black and blues,
k0k s3n w4i