Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Aren't We All Pigs?

Question: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Answer: Made her chain too long.

My current favourite male-chauvinism joke.

Gender equality (or rather, inequality) is a subject I would love to discuss at insanely tedious lengths here in this weblog entry but unfortunately;
  1. I have no time. Exam season.
  2. And therefore, no time to think of anymore reasons other than reason #1 above. So there.

I alloted myself a ten-minute break from my amazingly boring notes about drugs - which are a lot more fun to abuse than to read about - and I have decided to spend it talking to you here, via this post (you can't say I don't think of my readers now can't you?). What I want to share with you is something I thought about while I was in the shower earlier;

When a woman says that she wants to marry a man who will adore her like she's a goddess and will do everything she asks him to, we automatically imagine that man to be someone incredibly romantic.

When a man says that he wants to marry a woman who will adore him like he's a god and will do everything he asks her to, we automatically imagine that woman to be a first-class invertebrate.

Is this fair?

Me, man,
k0k s3n w4i


Elaynne said...

Nothing is fair in life!!!

Rabbit said...

No me is not pig, me is rabbit!! *snobs*

gaL said...

no matter what they say, every guy is a chauvinist pig.

hahha.. agree kok?

Dr.Vishaal Bhat said...

About as fair as the amount of drug nomenclature and microbe nomenclature we have to stuff into our cranial cavities..

Crux said...

Do discuss the topic when you have the time. I'd love to get grinding at this topic. I've never got a constructive reply at all despite all the times I've raised this on various web forums. Let's turn k0k bl0k into a gender battleground.

Anonymous said...

That's why girls don't listen.
"...woman to be a first-class invertebrate."

bc said...

No. Those guys are not romantic. They are just bitches.

belle said...

no thanks! i bloody dont wanna b worship as a godness.
for fark sake i dont wanne be something that are to worship but i cant talk at all! just can listen to men's rantings and there i stood there cant talk cant move..EEE!!!!

k0k s3n w4i said...

Well, what I wrote was what GIRLS things. U girls are unfair.

both also can be eaten. same only.

well, those aren't what guys said. They are what girls said. feminazis!

@dr.vishaal bhat
I know you'll see it my way xD ... And they seriously need to trim our syllabus down to the essentials.

it's a fun topic. i'll see what I can do when boredom bites :)
but then again, if I do - i'll probably never get hitched again.

that's what other girls said about fellow girls they think are oppressed. guys, on the other hand, calls that the perfect woman xD

u must be a guy.

there's weirdos in every camp. well, no one said that when you're worshiped, you can't talk. talk away!