The Customary Meaningless First Post of Every Blog Ever

"Nobody understands me!"

Adolf Hitler

It was largely a caffeine-induced tangent that led me to the construction of this weblog. I already owned such a medium for expressing my inconsequential thoughts in the humble form of a Friendster blog – in which I catered to an exclusive audience (i.e. acquaintances of yours truly force-fed with crap of my own penmanship). It is by an idea bordering on outright delusions that I should strive out of that tiny hole I squatted in to reach a larger audience “out there” in the World Wide Web [insert fanfare here]/

Of course, it is entirely futile to convince me that such audiences wishing to hear me speak are completely fictitious and are figments of my egomaniacal imaginings.

Also, I offer my apologies for being overtly loquacious, one of the least charming of my failings. Admittedly, I imagined that this mode of speech gives the illusion and erroneous impression that I am marginally intelligent. Don’t be fooled – I’m actually way smarter than that.

With the birth of my spanking new weblog, I deem that it is only appropriate that I draft a list of resolutions, principles and objectives - those lofty ideals we stick on dartboards;

• I solemnly swear to glorify the name of Herr Hitler, the most evil and emo of supervillains the world had ever clapped eyes upon.
• I shall commit countless hours writing lengthy and tedious dissertations on why I am more 1337 than you.
  
• I am going the bore the sh!t out of your colons.
• Resolutions, principles and objectives are for puss!es.

There.

It's nice to have that out of the way. Expect new posts in the month of March, as soon as I kick the University Examinations out into orbit.

Emo Hitler is watching you.

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