"Nobody understands me!"Adolf Hitler
Of course, it is entirely futile to convince me that such audiences wishing to hear me speak are completely fictitious and are figments of my egomaniacal imaginings.
Also, I offer my apologies for being overtly loquacious, one of the least charming of my failings. Admittedly, I imagined that this mode of speech gives the illusion and erroneous impression that I am marginally intelligent. Don’t be fooled – I’m actually way smarter than that.
With the birth of my spanking new weblog, I deem that it is only appropriate that I draft a list of resolutions, principles and objectives - those lofty ideals we stick on dartboards;
- I solemnly swear to glorify the name of Herr Hitler, the most evil and emo of supervillains the world had ever clapped eyes upon.
- I shall commit countless hours writing lengthy and tedious dissertations on why I am more 1337 than you.
- I am going the bore the sh!t out of your colons.
- Resolutions, principles and objectives are for puss!es.
It's nice to have that out of the way. Expect new posts in the month of March, as soon as I kick the University Examinations out into orbit.
9 comments:
I can't believe it. I get to be the first to comment. Coolness.
Rock on dude. Your blog is so worth the read.
lingghezhi
~peace out, ace down~
http://lingghezhi.blogspot.com
My first-comment virginity... I feel so raped.
Just had the strangest though; If I first-comment myself, does that amount to e-masturbation?
Anyway, welcome and thanks for stopping by.
e-masturbation...
congrats k0k!
ling you are a sicko...nvm anyway
woohoo!
Congrats? Wrong word la. I'm performing blog suicide, LoL.
Anyway, real updates during the hols (after I steal my sister's digicam). I'm so full of cheesy blogging ideas I think I'm going to burst.
crap. an entry that makes me wanna shit thru my oral cavity and walk with my hands. wat are u thinking?
battered us medic students with MORE bombastic words after the everyday dosage of latin names and tongue twisting terms??!! ie lao loa, tsutsugamushi, tranylcypromine and yada yada yada?! >.<
Reverse peristalsis... haha... Now I got this image of shit oozing out your mouth stuck in my head.
Really bombastic medical words is like; pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomy ;p
dats the longest english word in the dictionary and the 2nd one is prolly the second longest. >.< i knew but we jz dont use dem. i mean common-which sane person wud?!
and stop imagingin. not a pretty scene from such pretty young lady. damnz. sudnt have exaggerated.
I'd use them... Next time if I get a patient who snuffed some silica dust, I'll tell him that he got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis just to see his eyes pop out of his head... It sounds pretty fatal... LoL
not a pretty scene from such pretty young lady
If you say so :|
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