Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Customary Meaningless First Post of Every Blog Ever

"Nobody understands me!"

Adolf Hitler

It was largely a caffeine-induced tangent that led me to the construction of this weblog. I already owned such a medium for expressing my inconsequential thoughts in the humble form of a Friendster blog – in which I catered to an exclusive audience (i.e. acquaintances of yours truly force-fed with crap of my own penmanship). It is by an idea bordering on outright delusions that I should strive out of that tiny hole I squatted in to reach a larger audience “out there” in the World Wide Web [insert fanfare here]/

Of course, it is entirely futile to convince me that such audiences wishing to hear me speak are completely fictitious and are figments of my egomaniacal imaginings.

Also, I offer my apologies for being overtly loquacious, one of the least charming of my failings. Admittedly, I imagined that this mode of speech gives the illusion and erroneous impression that I am marginally intelligent. Don’t be fooled – I’m actually way smarter than that.

With the birth of my spanking new weblog, I deem that it is only appropriate that I draft a list of resolutions, principles and objectives - those lofty ideals we stick on dartboards;
  • I solemnly swear to glorify the name of Herr Hitler, the most evil and emo of supervillains the world had ever clapped eyes upon.
  • I shall commit countless hours writing lengthy and tedious dissertations on why I am more 1337 than you.
  • I am going the bore the sh!t out of your colons.
  • Resolutions, principles and objectives are for puss!es.
There.

It's nice to have that out of the way. Expect new posts in the month of March, as soon as I kick the University Examinations out into orbit.

Emo Hitler is watching you.



Now available on the internet,
k0k s3n w4i

9 comments:

lingghezhi said...

I can't believe it. I get to be the first to comment. Coolness.

Rock on dude. Your blog is so worth the read.

lingghezhi
~peace out, ace down~
http://lingghezhi.blogspot.com

k0k s3n w4i said...

My first-comment virginity... I feel so raped.

Just had the strangest though; If I first-comment myself, does that amount to e-masturbation?

Anyway, welcome and thanks for stopping by.

lingghezhi said...

e-masturbation...

ingshan said...

congrats k0k!
ling you are a sicko...nvm anyway


woohoo!

k0k s3n w4i said...

Congrats? Wrong word la. I'm performing blog suicide, LoL.

Anyway, real updates during the hols (after I steal my sister's digicam). I'm so full of cheesy blogging ideas I think I'm going to burst.

sXydeViL said...

crap. an entry that makes me wanna shit thru my oral cavity and walk with my hands. wat are u thinking?

battered us medic students with MORE bombastic words after the everyday dosage of latin names and tongue twisting terms??!! ie lao loa, tsutsugamushi, tranylcypromine and yada yada yada?! >.<

k0k s3n w4i said...

Reverse peristalsis... haha... Now I got this image of shit oozing out your mouth stuck in my head.

Really bombastic medical words is like; pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomy ;p

sXydeViL said...

dats the longest english word in the dictionary and the 2nd one is prolly the second longest. >.< i knew but we jz dont use dem. i mean common-which sane person wud?!

and stop imagingin. not a pretty scene from such pretty young lady. damnz. sudnt have exaggerated.

k0k s3n w4i said...

I'd use them... Next time if I get a patient who snuffed some silica dust, I'll tell him that he got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis just to see his eyes pop out of his head... It sounds pretty fatal... LoL

not a pretty scene from such pretty young lady
If you say so :|