"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess."
Horseradish (2007) by Lemony Snicket
Consider this a sequel to my previous post, A Hundred Days of Baby Darwin. Yes, you blinked and missed it because my sole progeny have made it to 200 days old last month! He is now a harder, better, faster, stronger baby and is scientifically proven to be 200% better than his closest competitor.
Here are the snapshots (and two short video clips) of him from day 101 to 200.
|Day 102 of life: S'up.|
|Day 107 of life: BLEURGH HEURGH BLAAARGH!|
|Day 112 of life: Darwin reclining on his fuzziest, warmest pillow.|
|Day 115 of life: Darwin at a local Toys "R" Us in his brand new perambulator being attacked by a T. rex that Cheryl wouldn't let me buy for him.|
Day 121 of life: Here's a video of Darwin's parents having a laugh at his expense.
|Day 123 of life: This bean bag gets a footsie thumbs up from Darwin.|
|Day 123 of life: Cheryl introducing her Samsung Galaxy S III to Darwin.|
|Day 125 of life: Darwin celebrating his mama's birthday at Bla Bla Bla. That face needs no caption.|
|Day 128 of life: A HOT CHICK KISSED ME!!!|
|Day 135 of life: Darwin eating his first ever Lunar New Year red packet given to him by a bloke dressed like Cai Shen at the Summer Mall.|
|Day 136 of life: Sitting by a pretty fountain, watching the water dance.|
Day 136 of life: Here I am playing Darwin's favourite game. He has the most adorable and infectious laugh.
|Day 141 of life: 7.3 kilograms of cute.|
|Day 145 of life: Sitting in a baby chair for the very first time.|
|Day 148 of life: Future Coke addict. Like his mom.|
|Day 148 of life: I think babies just look around a room thinking "What does THAT, THAT and THAT tastes like?!" all the time.|
|Day 150 of life: "OH NOES HE'S GETTING AWAY!!!" Darwin playing with his cousin.|
|Day 152 of life: Darwin noticing that he has hands for the first time.|
|Day 167 of life: This is the face he made after his first ever taste of rice porridge.|
|Day 168 of life: At less than 6 months and 3 weeks after his first seating in a baby chair, Darwin perfected the Malaysian kopitiam slouch.|
|Day 168 of life: For his first holiday, Darwin spent a night at a boutique hotel in Penang called Noordin Mews. He was simply fascinated by the dancing dots cast by my laser pointer.|
|Day 170 of life: Darwin REALLY wanted our makizushi at Minoru.|
|Day 172 of life: Darwin frenching a Pringles can passionately.|
|Day 184 of life: WANT.|
|Day 190 of life: Darwin (sort of) sitting in the driver's seat of our car for the first time. The bib was purely a happy coincidence.|
|Day 190 of life: Yay, mommy bought a breadmaker! SOOO PSYCHED!|
|Day 196 of life: SOPHIE!|
|Day 196 of life: Darwin, seconds away from pulling a handful of fur from Mikey's face.|
|Day 197 of life: He went through a phase where he would stuff his mouth with a hanky and then wave his arms around like a drunken squid.|
|Day 198 of life: Darwin experiencing grass for the first time at the Borneo Highlands Resort's Kalimantan border viewpoint.|
|Day 199 of life: Darwin snarling and flashing his two lower incisors (they first appeared nearly 3 weeks ago).|
Just like Darwin's last picture album (and in all the posts I write, really), there are secret captions written in all the photo's hover texts which can be summoned if you just let your mouse cursor linger over them for a sec. So scroll all the way up and start again. Chop chop!
A Hundred Days of Baby Darwin
The Third Hundred Days of Baby Darwin
Darwin's fat landlord,
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