Friday, October 16, 2009

Meet My New Girlfriend, Jeffra

Yes, yes, I know I've been away for quite some time now but I have excuses! They are many and myriad, these excuses - but first, Jeffra;

Hi, I am Jeffra. And I love Kok very much.

She's a beauty ain't she? I'm like, talking to you through her right now. Trippy huh? I won't bore you with her, um, measurements but she's definitely beefier than any system I've owned in my life before. For the first time ever, I can actually run games not published a decade ago. Joy.

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I named her after my favourite Sim which I lost to toasted silicon after Priscille's very sudden demise last Wednesday. Priscille was my girl for the past 4 and a half years. She was with me through my entire tenure in India, working hard almost 24 hours a day to keep me entertained, happy, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. I have an incredibly low threshold for boredom, you see, and I've sworn off television completely (I am proud to say that I have not seen a complete show on the telly for four entire years now). In the intervening days between Priscille's death coma and Jeffra's entrance into my life, I tried sitting in front of the bloody tube for a bit and I found that I can no longer enjoy anything passively. I need to read, to click, to interact. This is one reason I have never named our TV. It's a buggered piece of machinery. Mechanical, cold and unfeeling. Now, we'll discuss my computer fetishism one day. Today is not that day.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bit of "us alone" time to spend with Jeffra.

She says hello, by the way.

9 comments:

février said...

stupid excuse for not blogging!

jeffra sounds like such a butch name.

nissy said...

hey hey...new gf?
tell me more about her cuttings! hehe..

fubi said...

*jealous* T^T

février said...

u should make a porn star vid of ur pc

Dr.Vishaal Bhat said...

Ahemm... does she always stay upside down?

lingghezhi said...

Measurements!/Specs!

:P

k0k s3n w4i said...

beve: it'sa damn good reason , not an excuse T^T. Jeffra is suppose to be butch. She was a philandering lesbian, but totally butch in a hawt way.

Dr. Vishaal Bhat: constantly so, yes ;) unsticking her from the ceiling takes hours.

nissy & lingghezhi: lemme see, um. 2.9 Gigs pentium dual core, 4 Gigs of RAM, 512 vid card (NVIDIA GeForce)... running an upgradable to Windows 7 versh of Window Vista. Tame by today's standards, but i can pretty much play anything in the gaming industry now :)

février said...

she makes me think of this ugly girl i used to know who discovered she was lesbian and can't hide it anymore. and she looked like an ugly boy.

HURRY UP AND UPDATE, NO MORE EXCUSES NOW.

i suggest porn star vid of jeff. btw i just noticed this post dun have quote :D ALL YOUR OTHER READERS ARE UNOBVSERVANT

Hsu Jen said...

HELLO KOK SEN WAI CAN YOU UPDATE YOUR BLOG PLEASE DAMMIT.

I NEED SOME MENTAL STIMULATION HERE!!!