What You Can Do When You're Throwing Up

Vomit don't taste very good. It tastes worse when it's made up entirely of four shitty cans of 9.2% ABV strong beer mixed with bile and gastric juice, after it had been splashing about in my otherwise empty stomach for four hours. I spent the morning running between the sink and the water jug trying to flush out the last vestiges of my mistake while swearing that that would be the last time I pour such vile stuff into myself. Considering that I have never once puked after drinking in my life before, I would have to lay the blame solely on the beer's taste. I swear that if there's a hell for alcoholics, their punishment would be to chug that awful swill for all eternity. That'd make them turn to Christ in a real hurry, I can tell you that.

After about an hour of turning my innards inside out, my mouth tasted like I've been munching on bricks of shit all night long. No amount of water could wash that horrid aftertaste away. On an impulse, I threw the fridge door open and found an ice-cold can of F&N Orange - which I downed bottoms up in less than a minute. It turned out to be a real stroke of brilliance because every time I puke after that, my sick tastes just like F&N Orange! Try it the next time you got shitfaced and found yourself doing an impression of a sea cucumber regurgitating its guts.

You heard it here first people. Make your vomit taste better by drinking F&N Orange.

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